with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
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Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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