Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
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all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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