no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Everyone says I win the strip club
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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