Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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