Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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