apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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