The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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