I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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