Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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