Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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