Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize