Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
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You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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