i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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