I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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