they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize