She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I think people are normalizing furries
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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