i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
So much rum. So many feels.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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