Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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