dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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