gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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