Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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