I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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