I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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