Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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