You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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