no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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