Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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