you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
