I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
tell me about the fingering
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