yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
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It's shark week go big or go home
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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