Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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