I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
third nipple confirmed
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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