Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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