And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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