Nicole vs. Life
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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