Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
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Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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