are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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