even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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