i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Swine flu is the new snow day.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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