wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
