I need help removing her.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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