if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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