she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I think people are normalizing furries
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