she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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