i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
No I am not eating basil off your cock
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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