I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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