thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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