don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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