Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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