I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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