3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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