So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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