school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Damn victory sex feels great
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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