Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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