i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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