Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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