Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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