Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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